Fashion Police

I love runway. I never really talk about it, because I know that that just isn’t the type of person I am. I just love the looks and the inspiration that they all give me. I thought it would be fun to go through the worst of the most recent shows and just…critique them, slightly…

Marc Jacobs


THOSE SHOES. Can you say Cankles faster??? SO unflattering. They make your legs look like one straight log, which is NOT at all sexy/pretty/high fashion.



The colors of this collection are gorgeous, don’t get me wrong. I love the soft pastels mixed with the chocolate brown. And the shoes are amazing. But the shape of this – they may as well have just put a painted cardboard box on her. The giant pockets are also a little weird – maybe make them a little less…giant? The whole look just overwhelms her and I just don’t like it.



I love the makeup and hair for this look – kind of a mix of FW and SS. But this dress I cannot get behind. I looked at it for about 5 minutes, TRYING so hard to like it. But it kind of looks very last minute. And the shoes are just so NOT high fashion at all. Thumbs down, Burberry, you’re better than this.

Organic by John Patrick


What is going on here?? This is just too much. I love layering, but the blue/indigo piece is obviously useless since she’s just hanging out. And the skirt has potential, not paired with a sheer…thing. And once again, what’s with these shoes?? This isn’t fashion guys???



Hi yes, what the hell is this guys. What are those pants.

And hands down, the weirdest look to ever grace Fashion Week Runways…

Rick Owens


First of all, How is the person on the bottom at all comfortable?

Second, This is super Yeezy for Adidas.

Third, How is this even fashion.

I don’t even think I need to add anything else. Let’s end with that.